Tuesday, April 29, 2008

WHAT?!

So I just decorated a box. What the heck! Who does that?! Wait... I know exactly who. ;) Gosh I lived with girls for way too long. But I miss them!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Deer



I am most definitely a deer. I've been thinking about it lately, and probably that's the closest animal that fits my personality next to a geni pig or a bunny. Deer are just weird. I like to imagine myself as someone fun and crazy, but really, no matter how interesting things get deep down I'm pretty quiet and demure. Did I use demure right or does it mean something else? Anyway, I don't like being a deer. I've been a deer all my life and I've tried to grow out of it. Sometimes I like to believe that I might have turned into a cat or monkey or something, but really no matter how hard I try, once things even out I start being a deer again. Deer are so weak. At the slightest sound their tail gets stuck between their legs and they run away. Deer can't ever stand up for anything. Now don't get me wrong, deer do have their moments. Sometimes their ears perk up and they jump and bound around with lots of energy. Most of the time though they're just trying to peacefully chew on their grass out in some secluded field or mountain. Deer have pretty plain social lives.Then along comes a scary lion or something and they run away (hey and I'm not the worst runner in the world either, jk :)). When will the deer ever fight back? It really stinks being a deer. Yeah deer are nice and cute, but it stinks(yeah I guess deers do smell pretty bad)! Deers don't have lives! When will they ever do something worthwhile and try out some kind of new food or something. Deer are just scared and wimpy and hopeless animals. They're peaceful, but peaceful is so dang boring!! Sigh. Well this post isn't depressing at all. Okay I'll admit I've been really grumpy today. Don't ask me why. I think I'm just sad probably. Sad and scared for summer. I seriously almost cried this morning. I've really enjoyed living here at Heritage. Sure there have been ... different moments, but altogether, I'm not sure if I'm ready to leave yet. I miss things kinda badly and well I don't know maybe I'll try to be happy. G'night.
Ps you know what? Deer can take leaps and bounds. Hymph I'm going to do it. Ppss or whatever Hey maybe there's a jack-a-lope around,"bound, bound, bound and rebound!" Dude I love that short!
PPssskskskaopiewjrqjf I forgot to mention I resemble a deer too. And my mannerisms. Wouldn't you agree? I'm a deer. Sigh. I'm okay with it though. For now I guess.