Ice Cream, Joy of Man's Desiring

As I'm sitting here writing this blog, I am being EDIFIED by a thick bowl of Superman ice cream. If there is one thing this world could not go on without, I'm sure it would be ice cream. In all circumstances, ice cream prevails. Every time anyone is feeling bad, what do they eat? Ice cream. After a great accomplishment in one's life, what does he/she eat? Ice cream. When someone is about to die in the hospital, what does he/she eat? Ice cream. If we truly analyze our lives, we will find that all things rotate around our intake of ice cream. We would all be dead without it. I beg to differ with Sarah McLachlan's hit song, " Your love is better than ice cream." She was obviously high on something, drunk, or just plain stupid when she wrote this song. Nothing in the world could possibly come close to being better than ice cream. I'm serious! Not even your love. Your love will fall like rain on the mountain, whereas ice cream has and always will stand tall in deliciousness. Just thinking of the cold, cool, cream and the smooth taste makes one not want to throw up, like one would when one thinks of your love, but live forever just to die another day. Ice cream is by far the greatest substance on the planet. It does not cease to brighten our lives daily. Greater love hath no man this, but to eat ice cream . Thank you.