Creeper Theories

So I was sitting in my Research Design and Analysis class and was bored out of my mind so I decided to write a blog. This is the same class where the teacher pulled me aside one day and asked if I had health problems cuz I fell asleep in his class everyday. So to keep myself awake I thought I'd write out my creeper theories. Life is getting to be more full of creepers these days. I walk into a grocery store at night and the drunk people just gather around, I can't play tennis without getting cat calls and to top it off there was a national sex offender in my kitchen last year. So here are my theories of why creepers creep about:

Theory #1: I'm pretty enough to be considered somewhat cute, but I'm ugly enough to be homely looking and approachable.

Theory #2: Piggy Sam. I carry a stuffed pig around a lot. The creepers see Sam and say, "oh look she's weird, she carries a stuffed pig around. I'm weird too. I'll fit right in."

Theory #3: I've always been a little bit petite. I look vulnerable and could easily be overtaken.

Theory #4: I have this connection with babies and animals. Ask anyone in my family. Babies and animals warm up really fast to me. There's this strange attraction there. Creepers have animal instincts and aren't very mature like babies.

The end.

Sorry to write such a random blog suddenly. I just needed a little break from school. When will school ever end?! Argh!